I’ll Call You ‘George’

Daily Post: Game of Groans
Think about an object, an activity, or a cultural phenomenon you really don’t like. Now write a post (tongue in cheek or not — your call!) about why it’s the best thing ever.

Oh Weeds, you’re here again,
Pulling, and hoeing,
are breaking my back.
I think you’ve won,
I’ll let you live,
I’ll love you,
And feed you,
And call you “George.”

And THEN, you will die, like all the other plants I ever called “George.”

© David K. Leff

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