That was it. She swore last time would be the last time. Now, the plan she had for years was in motion, he would be out of town for a week. She kissed him good-bye and he unsuspectingly drove away for his camping trip with the “boys.”
A short while later, a U-Haul backed up into the driveway and her friends started loading up anything worthwhile from the house. At the halfway point, another U-Haul pulled up, other friends began unloading their truck and filling the house.
She finally did it. She finally…
Hired a wino to decorate the house.
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The photo inspired me to recall this song from the 80’s which I thought was so funny, I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home.